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Published:April 10th, 2010 13:12 EST
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Fake Boob Drama For Terrified Amy Winehouse!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"TERRIFIED UK singer Amy Winehouse has been rushed to hospital with agonizing pains from her breast implants, The Sun reported.

The 26-year-old Rehab singer was kept in overnight while doctors carried out urgent tests.

amy winehouseShe is now waiting to discover whether she must undergo corrective surgery - or even have the 32D implants removed." Read More

Amy Winehouse`s fake hooters are so enormous, I`m surprised she isn`t suffering from excruciating back pain. It must be like lugging around two ten pound bags of cat litter.

Amy`s gigantic fake jugs belong on a woman with a voluptuous body, they look ridiculous on Amy`s crackhead physique.

Amy`s physicians should remove her plastic melons, her frail body is simply incapable of supporting such a heavy load.

Amy looks a lot better with her natural boobs, they may be mistaken for misquito bites, but she can really rock those little things.

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