April 20th, 2010 01:11 EST
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Vagina Gets A Makeover
"Jennifer Love Hewitt recently decorated her nether regions with Swarovski crystals, turning her naughty bits into -- her words -- a `pink disco ball.`
It`s called Vajazzling. Like Bedazzling, you know? That infomercial about putting rhinetones on your clothes... With vajazzling, you go into a high-end salon, get waxed bare, and are bejewled below the belt. read more
For an actress who is publicity hungry and and for "ladies" who see a lot of traffic down there, I can understand going through the agony of waxing their pubic hair and vagazzling their vaginas.
But why would a normal woman go through all the drama of jazzing up a part of her body that only her boyfriend or husband will see?
If the vajazzling trend catches on with bimbo celebs, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan won`t be the only starlets exposing their goodies every chance they get.
The vajazzling trend hasn`t caught on yet, so perhaps it`s not a sign of the end times. But if the word "vajazzling" makes it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary I will don a white robe, climb a high mountain, and wait for the return of Jesus Christ.
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