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Published:April 25th, 2010 13:50 EST
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Lindsay Lohan Has Lost Her Box Office Magic

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan has lost her box office magic.

lindsay lohanThe loopy starlet was booted from her latest movie because she can no longer bring in the big bucks, according to

The film `The Other Side` stars Woody Harrelson, Alanis Morissette, Giovanni Ribisi and Dave Matthews. But it won`t be starring 23-year-old Lohan."

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If you think your life sucks, you should thank God you aren`t Lindsay Lohan. In a matter of just a few days the troubled "actress" was spat upon by her sometimes girlfriend Samantha Ronson, her dad staged a failed intervention to drag her to rehab, and the producers of her latest movie kicked her to the curb because she`s not bankable.

How many wake-up calls does a person need? Wake up Lindsay, and smell the Red Bull! The film`s financiers have more faith in the box office draw of Dave Matthews, the rocker may be a brilliant musician, but he`s not exactly a gifted thespian.

Lindsay Lohan has suffered embarrassments that would render the average person contemplating suicide, but the pop tart is so drug-addled that she doesn`t seem to realize what a joke she has become.

Lindsay is only 23-years-old, there`s still time for her to turn her life around. Please Linds wake up, your fans are embarrassed for your sake.

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