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Published:April 27th, 2010 14:50 EST
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Amy Winehouse Takes A Tumble: Boobs Bruised

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Amy Winehouse is in a London clinic after tripping and falling at her home in Saturday.

amy winehouseHer spokesman said she is being treated for bruised ribs and suffered a cut above her eye."

The USA.Today account of this incident is very sterile, and not very illuminating. To get a clear picture of what actually transpired in Amy`s house you have to read the tabloids.

MTV UK reports that Winehouse "bruised her surgically enhanced boobs after a drunken fall." Hello! This is more like it!

Amy Winehouse is crack-head thin, and her huge fake jugs make it very difficult for her to keep her balance. After a few drinks, it`s almost impossible for the troubled singer to walk without stumbling.

The soul diva would have a lot less accidents if she gave up illicit substances and had her fake boobs removed.

I hope Amy`s boobs, I mean ribs, heal quickly.

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