April 27th, 2010 14:50 EST
Amy Winehouse Takes A Tumble: Boobs Bruised
"Amy Winehouse is in a London clinic after tripping and falling at her home in Saturday.
Her spokesman said she is being treated for bruised ribs and suffered a cut above her eye."
The USA.Today account of this incident is very sterile, and not very illuminating. To get a clear picture of what actually transpired in Amy`s house you have to read the tabloids.
MTV UK reports that Winehouse "bruised her surgically enhanced boobs after a drunken fall." Hello! This is more like it!
Amy Winehouse is crack-head thin, and her huge fake jugs make it very difficult for her to keep her balance. After a few drinks, it`s almost impossible for the troubled singer to walk without stumbling.
The soul diva would have a lot less accidents if she gave up illicit substances and had her fake boobs removed.
I hope Amy`s boobs, I mean ribs, heal quickly.
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