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Published:April 27th, 2010 14:07 EST
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Paris Hilton Looks Like A Toothpick: That's Not Hot!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was recently spotted looking painfully thin while hosting the Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.

paris hiltonThe 29-year-old socialite was looking shockingly gaunt in her hot pink bikini and matching sarong revealing protruding ribs and ultra thin legs."

Not even a dude who just got out of prison after 40 years behind bars would look at Paris Hilton and exclaim: That`s Hot! In fact, he may run back into prison after getting a good look at her toothpick legs.

Paris Hilton is a beautiful woman, when she`s at a normal weight. But in her present condition, Hilton looks like she belongs in a broom closet.

The pop tart serves as a role model for many young girls, and unfortunately some of them will adopt her gaunt look. I wish girls would realize that most guys don`t find women who look like skeletons very attractive.

For the good of Hilton`s health and that of her fans, I hope she puts some meat on her bones.

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