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Published:April 30th, 2010 11:48 EST
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Lindsay Lohan May Face Jail Time For Parole Violations

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan faces possible jail time for violating the terms of her probation on a driving-while-intoxicated rap.
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The troubled starlet has not been showing up for the alcohol education classes a judge ordered her to attend once a week after she was busted for DUI last year, the gossip website TMZ reported Friday.
Judge Marsha Revel has warned the perpetual badgirl she`d be tossed behind bars if she failed to comply with the probation terms."
It`s in the best interests of Lindsay Lohan and the entertainment media if the troubled starlet spends a few months behind bars. The pop tart is addicted to drugs and alcohol, and we are addicted to reporting on her drug-addled shenanigans. If Lohan is jailed for a while she won`t have access to drugs (hopefully), and we won`t be able to write any stores about her latest escapades.
The judge is asking too much of Lohan, how can she possibly attend alcohol education classes when she`s too busy getting her freak on in night clubs and bars?
The pop diva faces a progress hearing in court on May 20, let`s hope that the judge throws the book at her. I may miss Lohan if she`s out of the picture for a few weeks or months, but I still have Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
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