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Published:May 12th, 2010 15:41 EST
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Senile Larry King & His Much Younger Wife Reconcile

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Larry King and his wife, Shawn Southwick-King, have reconciled and will no longer move forward with a divorce.

larry king`We love our children, we love each other, we love being a family,` King and Southwick said in a statement. `That is all that matters to us. We owe it to ourselves and our children to continue being dedicated to each other."

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I am thrilled that Larry King and his wife have worked out their problems, and have decided not to move forward with a divorce.

We were all down on our knees praying that the heartwarming romance between a 76-year-old codger who looks like death warmed over and a 50-year old attractive woman wouldn`t end in acrimony and heartache.

Larry King and Shawn are the Romeo and Juliet of our times, and now I can go to sleep knowing that the most romantic relationship of our times is intact.

I hope that their love endures "till death do them part", which will probably be a few months from now. Larry King is so old and feeble that he looks like he should star in a sequel to "Weekend at Bernie`s."

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