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Published:May 15th, 2010 14:42 EST
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Paris Hilton Gives Up Fast Food

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Paris Hilton has sworn off fast food.

paris hiltonThe 29-year-old heiress is determined to slim her already-slender body down further in time for summer. She has been going to the gym every day and banned herself from consuming any of her favourite calorific burgers.

`I`ve been really working out. I`m not eating fast food anymore,` Paris told at Victoria`s Secret What Is Sexy? party in West Hollywood.

`No more McDonalds, In-N-Out done. I`m getting my bikini body, so I`m about that.` Read More

Paris Hilton who appeared in a sexy commercial for Burger King last year, is so done with fast food. The pop tart looks like a Barbie Doll, it wouldn`t hurt her to eat a couple of Whoppers and a Big Mac.

But giving up fast food is a good thing, and I encourage all of Hilton`s fans to follow her example, for a change.

Hilton is the media equivalent of fast food, gazillions of photos have been snapped of the vacuous celebrity, and gazillions of words have been written about her shenanigans.

Should the media give up covering Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and the Kardashian sisters? I don`t know about other entertainment reporters, but I will never give up covering Paris Hilton, and I will never stop eating fast food. It`s too much fun writing about these pop tarts, and it`s too much fun biting into a juicy burger.

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