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Published:June 1st, 2010 12:17 EST
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Paris Hilton Should Be Goodwill Ambassador For Las Vegas

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Paris Hilton partied up at Grand Opening of Encore Beach Club and Surrender Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada over Memorial Day weekend. The 29-year-old hotel heiress rocked the event as she joined Kaskade Sundays and started dancing and singing along with the group`s song `I`m in Miami B**ch`."

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Many Hollywood stars like Angelina Jolie are Goodwill Ambassadors for the United Nations, they bring attention to poverty and other systemic problems in Third World countries.

Paris Hilton doesn`t have the gravitas to be a UN Goodwill Ambassador, but she would make an excellent ambassador for Las Vegas. Hilton perfectly exemplifies Sin City`s spirit of decadence and slutiness.

The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce should hire the bimbo celeb to tout the virtues of Vegas to the four corners of the Earth. Hilton would simply be herself, and tell her audiences that`s there plenty more like her in Sin City.

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