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Published:June 8th, 2010 14:36 EST
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Amy Winehouse Looks Like Freak With Orange Tan, Fake Boobs And Fish Lips

By Robert Paul Reyes

No surprises if Amy Winehouse`s next album is called Back to Orange - she clearly likes the old fake tan. Amy was slathered in the stuff as she went to central London club Jazz After Dark this week, where she was seen singing and downing sangria."

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It`s incongruous for a crackhead to be sporting a tan (fake or real), most crackheads are as white as Casper the Friendly Ghost. But Amy Winehouse`s ridiculous orange tan goes very well with her ridiculous fake boobs.

Amy`s jaded expression, humongous silicon boobs, and orange complexion makes her look like a prostitute from Mars plying her trade by the gates of hell.

A dude would have to be pretty desperate to take the crazy chanteuse home with him. Who wants to sleep with a woman who will turn your sheets orange, and who will leave controlled substances under your pillow.

If Amy was in the studio recording great music, her fans wouldn`t care if her face was orange, her teeth were yellow and her toenails were brown

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