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Published:June 14th, 2010 11:23 EST
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Yes, Yes, Yes! Amy Winehouse Goes To Rehab To Keep Her New Man

By Robert Paul Reyes

"AMY WINEHOUSE has spent the weekend drying out - in an effort to keep her man.

The singer had a skinful last week and was admitted to her favourite hospital, The London Clinic, on Friday.
She spends more time there than anywhere else."

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Amy Winehouse spends so much time at the London Clinic, they should new a wing after her. Maybe it would be more appropriate to name a toilet bowl after her, since the troubled singer spends so much time kneeling before the toilet bowl puking her brains out.

Amy`s new boyfriend, Reg Traviss, isn`t a spaced-out junkie, he`s a scholar, a gentleman and a respected film producer. Although he may be completely insane if he`s interested in the crazy chanteuse.

Amy wants to keep her new man, she`s making a genuine effort to stay sober. Amy needs to get it together for her own sake.

Free advice for Amy: If you want to keep your new lover you also need to deflate your huge fake boobs and wipe that ridiculous orange tan from your face.

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