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Published:June 26th, 2010 12:36 EST
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Lady Gaga Is Terrified Of Having A Baby

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lady Gaga is scared of having a baby. The 24-year-old singer believes the demands of motherhood affect an artist`s creativity in a negative way and at the moment all she wants to do is focus on her music career."

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Thank goodness that Lady Gaga is terrified of having a baby, a Lady Gaga baby would make Chucky the doll from Child`s Play look like a choir boy.
Lady Gaga needs to focus on releasing albums while she`s in her prime, and forget about spitting out babies.
By not having a baby Lady Gaga is setting a good example for women, the world needs great works of art (albums, movies, paintings) more than it does babies.
A Lady Gaga baby would probably wear lavender silk diapers, a dunce cap and sport a tattoo on each arm.
Good Call, Lady Gaga!

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