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Published:July 3rd, 2010 10:26 EST
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Waitresss Punches Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan

By Robert Paul Reyes

The newspapers are full of bad News: Gulf oil spill, corrupt politicians, acts of terrorism, Russian spies run amok... Today I have some good news for a change: Lindsay Lohan got punched by a waitress.

lindsay lohanThe details aren`t important, the fact that the train wreck got hit is enough to make anyone`s day.

"Lindsay Lohan turned 24 Friday, and thanks to her SCRAM bracelet, the year is off to a sober start, as she was also punched.

`"A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason,` she tweeted early Friday morning." - TMZ.Com
The troubled starlet was on her best behavior, it`s not like she had much of a choice thanks to her SCRAM bracelet, and she still ends up getting punched.

It really hurts to be Lindsay Lohan.

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