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Published:July 5th, 2010 11:35 EST
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Would You Freak Out If Amy Winehouse Moved Into Your Neighborhood?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Amy Winehouse is preparing to move into a home formerly owned by Greek Cypriot leader Archbishop Makarios.

amy winehouseThe Back to Black singer has signed the papers on a £1.5m mansion close to the heart of North London`s trendy Camden Town - to the horror of well-to-do residents in the exclusive road.

The four-storey detached Georgian home was lived in by the Archbishop Makarios, the exiled first president of an independent Cyprus, for just five months in 1974. His move sparked havoc as 10,000 Greek-Cypriots and British left-wing activists marched through London in a bid to get Makarios re-installed as Cyprus` leader." Read more

The exclusive community of Camden Town must be horrified at the prospect of having Amy Winehouse as a neighbor. The insanely wealthy residents of Camden Town went to bed each night comfortable in the knowledge that crackheads, prostitutes and other riff-raff would never invade their neck of the woods. Horrors, now a gazillionare crackhead and alcoholic with a penchant for causing scenes will be their new neighbor.

British left-wing activists will seem like boy scouts performing good deeds compared to Amy Winehouse and her junkie pals.

The residents of Camden Town would be well-advised to take up the crazy singer`s habit of smoking weed, that`s the only way they will be able to cope with the Amy Winehouse circus.

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