July 6th, 2010 21:06 EST
Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 90 Days! Will She Fall In Love With A Girl Inmate?
"Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 90 days.
A Beverly Hills judge found Lohan violated probation on two DUI cases and sent the `Mean Girls` star away after a day-long hearing that left the actress in tears.
`She comes and goes as she pleases,` said irate Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel. `There`s been a history of that. No excuses.`
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Lohan broke down in tears when the sentence was announced, who said Lohan wasn`t a good actress?
Lindsay Lohan has to surrender to the authorities on July 20, let`s hope she doesn`t try to flee, the beleaguered LA commuters don`t need another OJ style chase.
Violating probation may have been Lohan`s best career move in years, Linds behind bars reeks of drama and publicity.
Ninety days is more than enough time for romance to blossom between the bisexual pop diva and a fellow inmate. A movie based on Lohan`s romance behind bars would be boxoffice magic. I`m exaggerating, it might make a few bucks as a direct to DVD release.
I`d be surprised if the troubled starlet spends more than two weeks behind bars. California jails are overcrowded, and non-violent prisoners are usually released before their sentence is up.
I hope Lohan is allowed to use the Internet in jail, I would love to read her tweets: OMG! My cell mate is a hottie! She makes Samanatha Ronson look like a nerdy 12-year-old boy!
Your fans and critics will miss you, Linds!
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