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Published:July 6th, 2010 21:06 EST
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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 90 Days! Will She Fall In Love With A Girl Inmate?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 90 days.

lindsay lohanA Beverly Hills judge found Lohan violated probation on two DUI cases and sent the `Mean Girls` star away after a day-long hearing that left the actress in tears.

`She comes and goes as she pleases,` said irate Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel. `There`s been a history of that. No excuses.`

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Lohan broke down in tears when the sentence was announced, who said Lohan wasn`t a good actress?

Lindsay Lohan has to surrender to the authorities on July 20, let`s hope she doesn`t try to flee, the beleaguered LA commuters don`t need another OJ style chase.

Violating probation may have been Lohan`s best career move in years, Linds behind bars reeks of drama and publicity.

Ninety days is more than enough time for romance to blossom between the bisexual pop diva and a fellow inmate. A movie based on Lohan`s romance behind bars would be boxoffice magic. I`m exaggerating, it might make a few bucks as a direct to DVD release.

I`d be surprised if the troubled starlet spends more than two weeks behind bars. California jails are overcrowded, and non-violent prisoners are usually released before their sentence is up.

I hope Lohan is allowed to use the Internet in jail, I would love to read her tweets: OMG! My cell mate is a hottie! She makes Samanatha Ronson look like a nerdy 12-year-old boy!

Your fans and critics will miss you, Linds!

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