"Madonna needs medical help to fix her "granny hand". She is reportedly consulting her dermatologist Dr Frederic Brandt to help stop the protruding veins in her hands which tells her real age.
"She`s managed to work wonders with her face over the past few years thanks to Dr. Brandt, but her hands have always been the big age giveaway," a source told the Sunday Mirror.
`Madonna hates the appearance of her hands and says they are too `old lady`.`"
Newsflash: Madonna, you are an old lady!
Watching Madonna cavort with a boy young enough to be her great-grand child is disturbing, but catching a glimpse of Madonna`s witch`s hands will scare the Bejesus out of you. I`d rather be choked by a serial killer, than shake Madonna`s frightening paws.
Madonna has gone overboard with plastic surgery, but I hope she fixes her granny hands. If Madonna`s god awful hands are beyond the help of a plastic surgeon, she should wear gloves for the rest of her lives.
You have to give Madonna a hand for her determination to do something about her wretched hands.
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