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Published:July 9th, 2010 12:46 EST

Another Lindsay Lohan Humiliation! She's Cut From "Machete" Trailer!

By Robert Paul Reyes

At one time Linday Lohan was the "It Girl" and movie producers flooded her with offers. But now the troubled startlet is so desperate that she`s going to play the late porn star Linda Lovelace in a third-rate biopic.

Jailbird Lindsay Lohan has been cut from the trailer of Robert Rodriguez`s latest flick "Machete". The film stars Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Steven Seagal.

How many humiliations must Lohan endures until she finally turns her life around?

Lilo, how about fingernails that spell out: I`m sorry!

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