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Published:July 12th, 2010 12:40 EST
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Tragedy Averted! Amy Winehouse Stopped From Meeting Prince Harry!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Amy Winehouse was stopped from meeting Prince Harry at a music festival " being told by security to stay away. The "Rehab` singer had tried to slip onto the side of the stage at London`s Wireless festival to get closer to the British royal during Jay-Z`s performance in Hyde Park on Sunday night."

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If Amy Winehouse bewitched Prince Harry, and he fell in love and married the troubled singer it would mean the end of the British Empire. It would be a catastrophe more devastating than an al Qaeda attack.
The security guards who kept Wino away from the prince, who is third in line to the British throne, should be knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Amy would be a dreadful influence on Prince Harry, after a few months with Winehouse he would be sporting facial piercings and singing the Sex Pistol`s "God Save the Queen".
Dear God, let`s hope Winehouse never moves to America, and tries to hook up with President Obama.

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