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Published:July 13th, 2010 21:58 EST
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Tabloids Claim Lesbian Prison Gangs Can't Wait To "Welcome" Lindsay Lohan

By Robert Paul Reyes

"LINDSAY LOHAN is set to leave her Hollywood pad next week and move into new digs in a Los Angeles suburb.

But instead of wild showbiz parties and a plush double bed to curl up in afterwards, the actress will be locked up for 23 hours a day in a tiny cell with a rock-hard bunk and a single blanket.

lindsay lohanLindsay`s A-list neighbours will be replaced with tough guards at the Lynwood correctional facility, as well as fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her."Read more

Bisexual train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, loves hitting on lipstick lesbians and Eurotrash dudes, but there won`t be any male poseurs or lipstick lesbians in the jail where the pop tart will be locked up for 90 days.
Word on the street is that lesbian gangs are dying to get their hands on the troubled starlet. Girlfriend is about to learn that unlike the glam lesbian chicks in porno flicks, the ones behind bars look like Mike Tyson after he`s survived 12 rounds with a fearsome opponent.

Lohan would be well-advised to stay in her jail cell 24/7, she`s taking a huge risk every time she leaves her cell. A lesbian convict would become a hero in her hood if she kisses or beats up Lohan.

I hope the pop tart is enjoying her freedom, because next week all the jail birds will be scheming to get them some Lohan.

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