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Published:July 20th, 2010 19:25 EST
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Paris Hilton Panties In A Twist Over Topless Pic! Does She Even Wear Panties?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Paris Hilton photographed topless, is that really a surprise? Aren`t the majority of Paris Hilton photos on the web of her partially naked?

paris hiltonParis Hilton is upset with the photographer who snapped shots of her jet skiing topless this past weekend off the coast of Sardenia. She Tweeted: `Note to Self - Beware. You never know when some perv paparazzi may be lurking and hiding on a fishing boat in the middle of the ocean.`"

 
 
A photograph of Paris Hilton topless is as common as a pic of Amy Winehouse drunk as a skunk. Hilton`s mission is life is to show off her mammary glands as many times as she can for the benefit of the paparazzi and the general public.
 
I don`t know why all of a sudden Paris is indignant at photographers for snapping photographs of her topless. The paparazzi aren`t perverts, they are doing a public service by snapping pics of the topless socialite.
 
Hilton wasn`t out in "the middle of the ocean", she was off the coast of Sardenia where she darn well knew there would be many photographers.
 
Methinks the lady doth protest too much, Paris Hilton would be terminally depressed if the paparazzi stopped following her around.
 

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