July 23rd, 2010 10:11 EST
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief: Amy Winehouse Not Pregnant
"After partaking in a late night out on the town, Amy Winehouse happened to stir up rumors that she`s expecting a child with new beau Reg Traviss.
In what would be quite the scary situation if accurate, the "Rehab" singer`s reps have since deemed the baby-on-the-way chatter as `completely not true.`" Read More
The rumors started when party people in da club noticed that Amy`s belly seemed a little bit larger than normal.
The stock market will not crash; President Obama will not declare a national emergency; and the Pope will not don sackcloth and ashes. Winehouse`s reps have stated unequivocally that the troubled singer is not pregnant.
Amy Winehouse shouldn`t have a baby until she`s overcome her addictions, the last thing the world needs is another crack baby.
Millions of people are saying a prayer of thanks and gratitude that Amy`s belly was big because she ate a big meal, and not because she`s pregnant.
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