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Published:July 25th, 2010 09:16 EST
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Jail A Veil Of Tears For Lindsay Lohan

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Lindsay Lohan was in tears on Thursday when the prison wardens ripped out her hair extensions and made her remove her false eyelashes.

lindsay lohanAt the beginning of her jail sentence in Los Angeles, the troubled actress was put in her place upon entering the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynnwood" Read More

Linday Lohan was almost comatose as the prison wardens ripped out her hair extensions, and forced the pop tart to remove her false eyelashes. Lohan has dyed her hair so many times, that without her hair extensions she looks like she has male pattern baldness.

I wish the prison wardens would have called in a plastic surgeon to drain the collagen from Lohan`s lips, and to remove her breast implants.

Lohan is surrounded by sycophants and enablers who cater to her every whim, but the pop diva is learning that in jail the world doesn`t revolve around her.

Jail has been a veil of tears for the troubled starlet, on Thursday the prison wardens made her cry and on Friday it was the inmates turn to make her cry. They chanted "Fire Crotch" at the hot mess until she burst out crying.

Will Lohan`s tearful stay in jail make her a better person? Don`t count on it.

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