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Published:July 26th, 2010 09:21 EST
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Hot Russian Spy Anna Chapman Has Been Made Into Topless Action Figure

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Sultry Russian spy Anna Chapman has been made into two action figures, including a topless doll armed with a gun.
Models of the redhead, who was sent back to Russia after being exposed in the US spy ring scandal, are being sold for $29.95

anna chapmanThe doll manufacturer has produced the topless `The Spy I Could Love` and curvy `Predator` figures.

The Spy I Could Love wears a tartan skirt, white schoolgirl socks and not a lot else. She also has a handgun." Read more

This is not your dad`s action figure, it`s not a patriotic and jingoistic GI Joe. This doll pays homage to a Russian patriot with Western sensibilities.

This topless modern day action figure may be a hit with the guys, but the doll also represents girl power to the max. I expect that feminists, riot grrrls, and dudes infatuated with the sizzling hot Anna Chapman will rush online to buy a doll.

Anna Chapman is as much a feminist hero as Hillary Clinton, but let`s pray that we will never see a topless Hillary action figure.

It should come as no surprise that the topless Anna Chapman doll is outselling the clothed version. Although truth be told, the Anna Chapman action figure that`s wearing a halter top can be rendered topless in a split second.

I expect that the Anna Chapman doll will be a huge hit with Russians and Americans.

God Bless America! God Bless Anna Chapman!

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