August 1st, 2010 08:44 EST
Snooki Goes Bonkers: Arrested For Being A Drunken Nuisance
`Jersey Shore` star Nicole Polizzi attempted to use her new found fame as a `get out of jail free` card when she busted by cops for being a drunken nuisance Friday.
`You can`t tell me what to do - I`m Snooki,` she yelled at officers during a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant.
`Do you know who I am? I`m f---ing Snooki. You can`t do this to me - I`m f---ing Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this - release me!`
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The cops should have received combat pay for dealing with a Munchkin with an attitude. Most cops would rather handle a crackhead having a bad hair day, than have anything to do with a repulsive and vile creature like Snooki.
Snooki was represtin` for sluts everywhere by wearing a shirt with the word "Slut" across her chest. Hello! Like we couldn`t figure out that she`s a slut, girlfriend was wearing a micro-mint skirt and indulging in drunken antics like your typical slut.
The cops were unimpressed by Snooki`s status as a reality star, and they threw her fat ass in jail. Her Jersey Shore co-stars bailed her out.
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