August 2nd, 2010 11:43 EST
Jesus May Make Madonna Feel Young, But She Looks Old
"You couldn`t make it up... As an, er, testament to his love for Madonna, Jesus Luz is whisking her off to Paris - with a trip to Lourdes thrown in.
The Brazilian male model is treating the veteran singer to a short break in the romantic capital to celebrate her 52nd birthday on August 16.
And he`s also arranging for them to make a daytrip to the small market town of Lourdes - famous for its visitations from Our Lady, and the name Madonna gave to her daughter." Read more
It`s hard out there for a gigolo! It ain`t easy being in the most romantic city in the world, surrounded by gorgeous French ladies, and having to pretend that you find a 52-year-old wrinkled hag attractive.
Madonna has held concerts in most of the major cities in the world, Jesus should have saved his hard-earned money and just taken Madonna to the nearest motel. All Madonna wants from Jesus is sex, it doesn`t matter if it`s in a four-star hotel in Paris or a Motel 6 in Fresno.
Jesus has planned a pilgrimage to Lourdes, is he secretly hoping that the healing waters of Lourdes will wash away Madonna`s wrinkles?
If anyone finds this article offensive, Google "Madonna", and after you read about her diva antics, you will bless me for taking her down a peg or two.
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