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Published:August 12th, 2010 11:44 EST
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Pop Tart Paris Hilton To Play Vampire On True Blood?

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Paris Hilton has reportedly revealed that she would love to land a guest appearance in True Blood." BBC

The BBC is covering an inconsequential Paris Hilton story? The world is coming to an end.

paris hilton Paris Hilton would be perfect as a vampire, she`s one in real life. The pop tart doesn`t feast on blood, but she sucks the life force out of everyone she comes in contact with.

There are hundreds of talented and dedicated thespians who are dying for a little bit of recognition, and they must be devastated when Paris Hilton makes an appearance with her tiny pooch in tow, and all the photographers go crazy. The silly celeb sucks all the attention from the press, leaving up-and-coming actresses in the cold.

Paris Hilton would make an excellent vampire, as long as she isn`t given any dialogue. Hilton will be fine as long as she just sucks blood, but give her any lines and she will really suck.

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