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Published:August 19th, 2010 12:01 EST

Horrible Time Had By All At Madonna's Birthday Party

By Robert Paul Reyes

"According to Clemmie Moodie and Danielle Lawler of the UK`s Daily Mirror, who were totally there, Madonna`s rooftop birthday party over the weekend was no fun at all!

madonnaMoodie and Lawler describe `near-silence` at the event. One person quoted in the report describes it as being `like a wake,` which is appropriate as Madge requested that all her guests wear black." Read more
It should have come as no surprise to anyone that Madonna`s party celebrating her 52nd birthday was a depressing event. Madonna is terrified of the ageing process, and her birthday only serves to remind her that she`s one year older. Madonna wanted all her guests to be as depressed as she was.

I`m surprised none of the guests jumped from the rooftop to escape the dull affair. There weren`t even any A-List celebrities at the party, I guess Madonna didn`t want any competition on her birthday.

Madonna`s 13-year-old daughter, Lourdes, was in the house, reminding everyone of the young and vibrant Madonna.

What a drag it is getting old, especially when you are a 52-year-old woman, who wishes desperately she was 25 again.

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