August 21st, 2010 12:04 EST
Tiny Terror Snooki Charged With Being A Pest
"`Jersey Shore` star Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi is the first to be charged this year with violating a 13-year-old local law regulating obnoxious beach bums, authorities said yesterday.
The diminutive 22-year- old diva got slapped with a violation of Seaside Heights, NJ, municipal code 33-8C covering `any loud noise, sound or music to the annoyance of any other person. . .` on the beach."
PERRY CHIARAMONTE/New York Post
Snooki was arrested on July 30, 2010 for disorderly conduct and creating a public nuisance, the prosecutor wisely decided to pile on and she just added this new charge.
Snooki has been arrested for being a pest, under that ordinance the entire cast of "Jersey Shore" should be thrown in jail.
If I encountered Snooki and her obnoxious pals at the beach, I would move about a mile away from them. I can`t understand why people actually watch these idiots on TV. Isn`t there something more constructive that they can do, like playing with their Sea Monkeys or playing catch with a steaming piece of dog turd?
Snooki should do the smart thing and plead guilty to being a pest. If the case goes to trial all the prosecutor has to do is play a couple of episodes of "Jersey Shore", and Snooki will end up behind bars.
I just had a horrible thought, one day Snooki will get married and her evil spawn will be unleased on an unsuspecting world. To prevent this calamity Snooki should spend the rest of her life in prison.
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