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Published:August 25th, 2010 17:50 EST
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Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Out Of Rehab!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Now that Lindsay Lohan has been sprung from the UCLA Medical Center, she and ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson have gotten back together.

lindsay lohanA snitch said, `Samantha always wanted to `fix` Lindsay. Now that Lindsay has been legally and emotionally beat down, Sam is back to work trying to help. Apparently Lindsay never got over Sam so she was all for rekindling the relationship.`" Read More

This is a very happy day for those of us who cover the entertainment beat, we`ve missed Lindsay Lohan.

I am delighted that LiLo is back in the arms of Samantha Ronson, the only question is whether it will be days or weeks before we are treated to the next Lohan/Ronson catfight.

Lohan hasn`t been fixed, a hardcore addict like her needs months not weeks in rehab. I can`t wait for the first post-rehab drug-fueled Lohan shenanigans.

Lindsay will still have to attend outpatient care, but she will have plenty of time to dance on top of tables at nightclubs and engage in other LiLo antics.

Congratulations on getting out of rehab early girlfriend, I can`t wait for your first idiotic tantrum.

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