August 28th, 2010 13:34 EST
Lindsay Lohan Has No Love For Paparazzi
"In her first Tweet since renewing her driving licence she wrote: "Clearly the paparazzi shouldn`t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone`s driving or at a stop light.`"
You`d think one of her first tweets would be: Please pray for me peeps. Just gotz out of rehab, trying to turn things around.
Lindsay Lohan dispensing driving tips makes as much sense as Hannibal Lecter writing a book on gourmet meals. When frying human ears use only virgin olive oil, and make sure to add a dab of white truffles...
The arrogant pop tart just renewed her drivers license, and already she`s telling the photographers to back off when she`s driving.
Hello! If LiLo stops acting like a drunken twit she wouldn`t have an army of paparazzi chronicling her every sneeze and burp. It won`t be long before Lindsay will be driving and snorting coke at the same time.
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