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Published:September 1st, 2010 18:25 EST
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Video: Bare Lifts Bra Support: Uplifiting Idea Or Contraption For Boobs?

By Robert Paul Reyes

I don`t blame a woman for taking desperate measures to try to improve her appearance, but the "Bare Lifts Bra Support System" is taking things too far.

The "Bare Lifts Bra Support" is a fancy name for adhesive strips. Attach one end of the adhesive strip to your breast, lift up and attach the other end higher up your chest.

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The commercial claims that the adhesive strips are pain free. Yeah right, there`s` no such thing as a pain free adhesive strip.

The Bare Lifts may make you breasts look like those of a 20-something, but if the adhesive fails your boobs will once again fall down to your knees.

Ladies, some free advice: Honesty is always the best policy. If you wear Bare Lifts, and your boyfriend sees you naked for the first time, don`t be surprised if he takes off running. He may have thought he was dating a Paris Hilton lookalike, only to discover that you are a dead-ringer for Granny of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Let`s hope that this company won`t make adhesive strips for guys who suffer from erectile dysfunction.