September 7th, 2010 18:07 EST
Newsflash: Amy Winehouse Spotted Walking At Night...In A Straight Line!
"IT`S a rare sight - but AMY WINEHOUSE proves she can wander the nocturnal streets of Camden in a straight line."
The respected UK tabloid, The Sun, reports that Amy Winehouse was spotted walking the nocturnal streets, and here`s the amazing part: The pop tart was walking a straight line.
This is a historic achievement, usually when Wino is walking the streets of London in the wee hours of the night, she`s stumbling all over the place.
After her breakup with film director, Reg Traviss, nobody would blame the troubled singer if she got sloshed. But miracles do happen, and Amy appeared to be as sober as a nun.
Take heart my readers, miracles do happen. Maybe Oprah Winfrey can go a whole day without gorging on bon bons, and Snooki can film an episode of "Jersey Shore" without acting like a skank on the make.
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