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Published:September 9th, 2010 11:51 EST

Judge Disses Snooki!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A judge on Wednesday compared `Jersey Shore` star Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi to Lindsay Lohan, and not in a good way.

Sentencing her to two days` community service and a $500 fine, Judge Damian Murray said: "Rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way to live your life. It appears your recent celebrity has affected your judgment. ... You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe." Read More

Snooki had pled guilty to disorderly conduct, and she was in court for sentencing.

Snooki hasn`t committed a serious crime yet, but if she doesn`t take the judge`s verbal slap to heart she will be on the road to perdition.

Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck, but at one time she was a talented actress with a promising career.

Snooki doesn`t have any discernable talent, other than a knack for attracting the attention of the media.

Talent can cover a multitude of sins, and if Lindsay turns over a new leaf all will be forgiven. But Snooki is a no-talent skank, and if she commits` a serious crime it`s going to be all over for her.

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