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Published:September 18th, 2010 13:09 EST

Snooki Rakes In The Money

By Robert Paul Reyes

Snooki of "Jersey Shore" fame has no discernable talents, she doesn`t know how to act, sing, or walk and chew gum at the same time. Fortunately for Snooki you don`t have to be a gifted thespian to star in a reality show.

But Snooki does know how to put one foot in front of the other (at least when she`s not drunk), and walk a few feet. The chubby superstar might get winded if she`s expected to walk more than a few yards.

Snooki is paid $20,000 to walk the red carpet at events. Snooki attracts the paparazzi like a piece of dung attracts flies, and that makes her invaluable to promoters who want publicity for their event.

Snooki laughs her orange-face all the way to the bank, she gets paid Y`all! And that`s all that counts, right?

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