March 13th, 2008 17:04 EST
Coming Soon: Our Very Own 'Bacon Freak' Brand Gourmet Bacons
It was only a matter of time, I suppose. Every single month, every single week and nearly every single day, suggestion after suggestion, request after request pouring in to please start up our very own " www.CVWine.com / Bacon Freak” brand of premium quality gourmet bacons and make them available to our members, customers and friends.
Of course, doing exactly that was always something that I knew I would eventually do. It was simply all about using my expertise, time and taste-buds to run enough taste tests to work through the intricate and in-depth processes needed to come up with the “perfect” palate pleasing flavor and recipe combinations.
After all, I knew I had a lot riding on this venture, and it was imperative that I went the extra mile at every turn to ensure that I came up with precisely the type of “top shelf” gourmet bacon that our dearly meticulous and impressively knowledgeable members and customers have come to expect from us over the years of a long and deeply valued relationship.
Well, the time has finally come and the toughest of decisions have now been made, and I must tell you, these new “Bacon Freak” brand bacons are absolutely going to blow your taste buds' minds! Welcome up with a delectably delicious “connoisseur collection” of bacons that we can quite proudly and emphatically stand behind with broad smiles on our faces, knowing just how much you are truly going to love them.
Without further ado, here they are in all of their flavorful glory. First off let me introduce you to some bacon that is so “bodaciously” bountiful in its bold and brilliant benevolence of blessed “baconosity,” it could only go by the name of “Boss Hog!” Introducing “Boss Hog's Honey BBQ Rubbed and Gourmet Country Bacon. It's all natural, hickory smoked and flavored with just the right amount of brown sugar to perfectly balance the salty to sweet flavor ratio.
Then in honor of the tempting taster traditions that were so proudly born on the bayou, we present you with Bourbon Street Cajun Country and Vanilla Bourbon Bacon, naturally flavored, Hickory Smoked and once again, blended to a beautiful balance of sweet and salty with some delicious brown sugar that even Mick Jagger would be inspired to sing about.
That special, “down home” southern hospitality” lives and breathes through our very own “Baby Bubba's Butcher Block Bacon, offering up your choice of natural Apple-wood Smoked or traditional Hickory Smoked, all natural with that delightful and slightly sweet brown sugar savor.
We've got some absolutely delicious Dry Cured Hickory Smoked and Maple-wood Smoked bacons that are so amazingly flavorful and tastefully addictive that they practically illegal in 23 country counties. In honor of the brave men and women who enforce the natural laws of gourmet bacon preparation, we proudly present you with Smokey's Savory Select Bacons.
Then there's our special “Coastal Caliente' Jalapeño Peppered' Bacon which playfully brings the spicy “south of the border” flavor and flair to your table with passion and pizzazz!
Last but most certainly not least, my very own “Rocco's Private Reserve Hickory Smoked Country Peppered Bacon. This bacon is “country cured, hand rubbed, dry prepped with absolutely no water added in order to greatly reduce any potential shrinkage. This is a big, thick, solid bacon that is nearly as huge coming out of the pan as it was going in and the taste just simply can't be beat.
You asked for it, you got. “Bacon Freak” Brand Gourmet Bacon will soon be on its way! Thanks for asking all these years, I think you will be very pleased with the results.