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Published:November 1st, 2008 10:00 EST
Brooklyn Bacon Party Votes   Bacon Freak

Brooklyn Bacon Party Votes Bacon Freak

By Rocco Loosbrock


You can smell the savory significance of the season simmering and sizzling in the air, as once again come to that special time of year when the most important decisions are made about the fate of our country! This is the time when preferred leaders are chosen over 2nd and 3rd choice candidates by the votes of the people!


That was precisely the situation that occurred recently at  Prospect Park in Brooklyn New York, where a gathering of fine, upstanding Americans,  the Brooklyn Bacon Party came together to decide about a matter of great national interest. The question at hand: Which bacon would me declared #1. Would it be  the perceived front-runner, Bacon Freaks` Cajun Style, or perhaps the very new on the scene, young up and coming Private Reserve Sun Dried Tomato Bacon, " or Honey BBQ Rubbed Bacon. "



Other party regulars were still fairly confident that it would prove to be the long-term, popular and  traditionally favored and flavored  Hickory Smoked Country Bacon! "


Regardless of one`s porklitical " leanings, it was not a confrontational meeting, but rather what could best be described by one reporter as:  the purest, most joyful man-bacon "Love Fests" the world has ever seen. "


The bacon was precision prepared on the open grill by a rotating troop of master chefs, and most was served "Au Natural" so tasters could fully appreciate the unique flavor of each selection. Each variety was incredibly tasty and seasoned to perfection.


When the smoke finally cleared and everyone had finally gotten a belly full of the most deliciously delectable and delightful debates for each of the candidates running, Bacon Freak`s Cajun Style " was declared the winner by a snout and everyone went home pleased as pigs in poke! 


As the proud crowd of Baconistas " went their separate ways as the sun slowly set and the aroma of seductively savory, sweet and salty pork settled throughout the bacon District of Brooklyn, one thing was clear to all, In the end, we ALL are winners as gourmet bacon once again wins another victory for good taste and quality of life everywhere!


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

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Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club