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Published:November 5th, 2008 06:14 EST
TSA agent enjoys Baconnaise.

TSA agent enjoys Baconnaise.

By Rocco Loosbrock

Just this week Bacon Salt launched a new product called Baconnaise.  Baconnaise is a spreadable mayonnaise that was created at a customers suggestion to compliments such foods as bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches (BLT`s) and various veggies such as carrots and broccoli for all you vegans!  


We were told that the product would not be launched for two weeks and it was not to leave Seattle.  Well we here at Bacon Freak wanted to try and sneak some back to our headquarters so we tried to sneak some home.  Well, the Sea-Tac TSA agents must have been working in conjunction with Bacon Salt as they confiscated every last jar!  The agents were laughing hysterically at as us as the screening device alarms went off.  As they inspected our bags, and pulled out our Bacon is Meat Candy t-shirts covered in mayonnaise from the prior nights wrestling match,  (We got a little to close to the mayonnaise wrestling match and the lady wrestlers.) Upon further inspection of our luggage they found our bacon costumes, bacon salt, bacon chap stick, and bacon salt beer mugs! The agent said that she couldn`t allow us to take the mayonnaise " but the shirt covered in mayo was o.k.!  


As it turns out the TSA agent was a both a Bacon Freak and a Bacon Salt fan and allowed us to stick our fingers in they mayo and get one last taste before passing through security.  This caught the attention of several other passengers who tasted baconnaise for the first time. They all loved it! 


We think Baconnaise pairs perfectly with Boss Hog Bacon.  If you want a real treat dip your bacon into the Baconnaise.  It is a sweet treat that any fan of bacon must try!


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

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Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club


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