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Published:November 12th, 2008 06:19 EST
USB (Ultimately Sizzlin` Bacon) Flash Drives Are Here!

USB (Ultimately Sizzlin` Bacon) Flash Drives Are Here!

By Rocco Loosbrock



Has your personal computer been pigging out " on way too much data and documents lately? Does it feel like your P.C. is starting to become a bit " of resource hog?


Well every true Bacon Freak on the internet can join together in a collective suey " of relief and an athletic jump (or waddle and grunt) for joy, because as we head into the Holiday season, the perfect P.C. (Pork Connected) gift is now available for Baconistas across the land.


I suppose it was only a matter of time before the world`s finest and brightest  computer geeks and technical  designers would came together to find  a sizzling solution to our desperate need for some seriously meatier memory " and that answer, my friends, is the Bacon USB Flash Drive.


As a very wise sage once said, feast your eyes... just don`t byte `em! "


The adorable designed Bacon USB Flash Drives look good enough to eat and cater to the needs of those who believe that the world would be so much better if EVERYTHING were made of bacon!


Remember, these baconated " personalized USB drives are NOT food, not even a form of electronic computer chips and dip, " so please control you desires and allow yourself to get tempted to eat them. These custom thumb-drives neither smell nor taste like bacon.


Let us begin with the curiously named USB Flash Disk from China`s Shenzhen City Hanbo Technology Development Co., Ltd. For whatever reason, probably just hogging the information for themselves, a questionable marketing technique if I do say so myself,  the website doesn`t give out much technical info on this rather thick, porky, personalized USB drive.


They won`t even list the price or the memory capacity available. To get that proprietary information, you`ll have to send a contact email to the good people over at Hanbo. But after all, what really matters here is the fact that it looks like bacon.


Also there is the "Brando" USB BBQ Flash Drive from Hong Kong. The Brando Bacon custom thumb drives comes in a 4GB capacity and cost $28 plus shipping. These drives look more life-like than the Hanbo" version, especially when artfully displayed along with a heapin` helpin` of Chicken Wing custom memory sticks.


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

Use coupon code (sop) to get a 10% discount at


Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club