October 20th, 2009 12:51 EST
You Haven't Lived Until You've Eaten A "Bacon Explosion"
"A Bacon Explosion is a pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and bacon bits. The American football-sized dish is smoked or baked.
It caused an Internet sensation after being posted on the BBQ Addicts blog, and quickly spread to the mainstream press with numerous stories discussing the porcine feast. In time, the articles began to discuss the Internet `buzz` itself. Wikipedia
The Biblical description of heaven as a land with streets of gold pales in comparison to this porcine view of paradise. You can have your streets of gold, angels playing harps, and 40 virgins. Feasting on a Bacon Explosion is heaven, nirvana and utopia all rolled up in one delectable meal.
Bacon and anything else that comes from a pig is the hottest thing on the Internet and in real life. Everybody wants them some pork! Homer Simpson isn`t the only one muttering: MMM bacon!
When the ancient Israelites grew weary of waiting for Moses to come down from Mount Sinai with his 10 Commandments, they fashioned themselves a golden calf. They betrayed their tribal deity Jehovah, and worshipped the idol in an o*gy of sex and decadence.
When I read the story of the golden calf, I was astonished at the ungrateful Israelites, Jehovah had delivered them time after time. But if the Israelites had made a golden pig, I would have been the first one dancing nude before the idol if I had been alive back then. I love me some pork!
A Bacon Explosion is a reaction against a politically and nutritionally correct society that tells us: Don`t smoke! Don`t drink too much coffee! Don`t drink more than one glass of wine! Watch your calories!
Enough already, let`s eat a Bacon Explosion, drink more than one glass of wine, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
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