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Published:January 26th, 2010 15:30 EST

This "Bacon Rap" Adds Some "Shizzle" To It's Sizzle!

By Rocco Loosbrock

As a connoisseur of bacon, my friends often stop by my various social network pages and let me know about their bacon finds. " This video is the latest to pop up in front of me. Enjoy this diddy (no relation to Puffy, P-Diddy, or whatever the hell is happening there), Bacon Care of Bizniz "

Bacon Care of Bizniz

 (Note: NSFW! Earphones, people!)

OH MY! The shocker " will never be the same. (We are talking about Halloween surprises, yes?)

Shout-outs for some favorite lines that actually made me laugh out loud (for real):

Sometimes I cook it raw so I can still hear it squeal."
In case of an emergency I carry Bacon Bits."
When I run out of bacon I eat Beggin Strips."

HA!! (Note to self: Stock purse with Bacon Bits...) However, the video feels like it should naturally end at 1:09 and like the real meat candy, leave us wanting more. Instead I feel a little bloated after watching the whole video. And dirty. Sorta like after gulping down a Grand Slam at Denny`s. Sometimes you need someone to tell you when to stop.

Jennifer Eolin

Signing off at Pigging out!  

Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock  

SOP readers use coupon code SOP to get 10% off your next Bacon order!  

Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called Bacon Freak`s " Bacon is Meat Candy Bacon Club" as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club