Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:February 12th, 2010 11:42 EST
You're So Lucky ...Even Your STATE Is Shaped Just Like Bacon?

You're So Lucky ...Even Your STATE Is Shaped Just Like Bacon?

By Rocco Loosbrock

So maybe I spend too much time around the breakfast table.  But recently, when I saw a picture of the Florida State University football mascot... And well I couldn`t help but wonder, WHY IS HE WEARING BACON ON HIS FACE? "


Let me be clear:  I am not criticizing this look at all.  If anything, I`m envious and wondering if he`s single.  (I KID!  But no really, if anybody has any info on that, let me know...)


I am pretty sure if I wore bacon on my face, the following would surely occur:


·        Breakouts (the acne kind, not the prison kind)

·        Odd status updates on all social media outlets, I just got my face porked! "

·        Small children would point and stare more so than usual

·        PETA would start a campaign saying: I`d rather go naked than look like that girl. "

·        Kevin Bacon would get curious questions from his wife, Why are you on this gal`s face? "



But seriously.  Dude is wearing bacon on his face.  Right??


" Jennifer Eolin


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock 


SOP readers can use coupon code " SOP to get 10% off your next Bacon Order!


Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak"Bacon is Meat Candy" Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club


Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock