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Published:March 3rd, 2010 11:45 EST
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Bacon Butties Are Priority Number One for New Lottery Winners

By Rocco Loosbrock

If you won the lottery, what would you do?  A lucky couple in Bath, England, won £56 million in the  EuroMillions Lottery Draw and celebrated by noshing on bacon butties. 



"Butties" are what they call sandwiches in England.  Aren`t the English cute?   It`s apparently short for buttered bread. "  I still can`t help but giggle like a 12-year-old though when I read the word butties. "  The imagery is just too much when matched with my immaturity...


I really hope that this event spurs more people to celebrate with bacon. 


I, for one, did just that in my (first) wedding.  I`m not kidding, folks.  We actually spoke of bacon in our vows.  Oh sure, we sullied bacon`s good name by splitting up 4 years later, but that`s neither here nor there.  The point is, bacon is just that awesome.  (PS - I go the bacon in the divorce.  Squeee!)



That said, I think there are plenty of other events that could use bacon as a celebratory prop/meal:


· Sporting events: Screw Disneyland, I`m eating some bacon. "

· Holidays: I hope I got the rasher in your size. "

· Emotions: I want to show you how much I love you with this pork.  Plus let`s sleep together. "


The list goes on and on, but I`ll stop there.  I`d like a shot at getting married a second time.


-Jennifer Eolin


Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock 


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Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak"Bacon is Meat Candy" Bacon Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club.


Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock