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Published:December 30th, 2008 09:47 EST
Christmas Present: Mom Delivers 14 Pound Baby

Christmas Present: Mom Delivers 14 Pound Baby

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Doctors at an Orange County hospital made a very heavy delivery over the holidays.

Richard Walker Sault weighed 14 pounds and 2 ounces when he born two days before Christmas. Richard`s mother underwent a C-section, but both baby and mom are said to be doing fine.

The big problem for the family now is that that Richard can`t fit into his baby clothes. His parents have had to exchange all his clothes for bigger sizes. "

When your newborn weighs more than a sack of kitty litter, and it takes two doctors to pull the monster out of the womb, you`d better stock up the pantry.

It must have been torment for the poor mother to carry that big load for nine months, and it`s going to be cruel and unusual punishment when it`s time to change the diapers. Dear Lord, I can`t imagine what pain the poor Mom will feel when that hungry big boy is nursing.

If pudgy Richard is not put on a diet from day one, the parents will be forced to haul him in the back of a pickup when it`s time for his one-year examination.

What a horrendous Christmas present, it`s too bad the parents can`t exchange him for a leaner model.