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Published:November 25th, 2009 18:14 EST
Protect Kids From Swine Flu, Keep Them Away From Wino Santas

Protect Kids From Swine Flu, Keep Them Away From Wino Santas

By Robert Paul Reyes

Santa Claus should avoid kissing children and shaking their hands to prevent spreading the flu and should get vaccinated against the illness, Hungary`s state health authority said.

In a recommendation issued over the weekend and posted on its official website, the authority did not ban traditional Santa Claus activities but warned of increased risks of contagion due to a nationwide flu epidemic."


It`s OK to kiss Santa if he`s your hubby dressed up like Old Saint Nick, but any mother who allows a department store Santa to kiss her children should be arrested .

More than a few winos and homeless persons pick up a few bucks during the Christmas season by working as department store Santas.

Santa may not be real, but the flu, AIDS and hepatitis are very real! Don`t let your precious and innocent kids anywhere near the alcoholic shopping mall Santa.

Elderly and overweight people are more susceptible to H1N1. Hello!!! Most Santas are elderly and overweight!

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