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Published:August 31st, 2008 13:40 EST
You Can Be the Man of Your House

You Can Be the Man of Your House

By SOP newswire

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."  

He went to the kitchen and announced to his wife, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law."

 

"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I`m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.  After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want."

 

Afterwards," he continued, "you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.  You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.  Then, you will massage my feet and hands.  And tomorrow, guess who`s going to dress me and comb my hair?"

 

The wife replied, "The flippin` funeral director would be my first guess."

 

Special thanks to Diane Gerds