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Published:January 18th, 2009 14:00 EST
A Frog Goes into a Bank........

A Frog Goes into a Bank........

By SOP newswire2

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

`Miss Whack, I`d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.`

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it`s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, `Sure. I have this,` and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she `ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, `There`s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.`
 
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. `I mean, what in the world is this?`

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

`It`s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man`s a Rolling Stone.`

(You`re singing it, aren`t you? Yeah, I know you are..........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!