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Published:February 14th, 2009 13:44 EST

Human Beings are the Only Animals That Stutter

By SOP newswire2

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. `Human beings are the only animals that stutter`, she says.  A little girl raises her hand. `I had a kitty-cat who stuttered`, she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

`Well`, she began, `I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

`That must`ve been scary`, said the teacher.

`It sure was`, said the little girl. `My kitty raised his back, went `Fffff, Fffff, Fffff`..And before he could say `Fuck`, the rottweiler ate him!!!