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Published:February 19th, 2009 11:00 EST
Two stupid jokes from Canada

Two stupid jokes from Canada

By Askin Ozcan (Mentor)

Two men in New Foundland were talking in the late afternoon.

One of them said:

- Make a whisky on the rocks.

- That`s a good idea, but my wife went to holidays and forgot to leave me the recipe for ice.

A girl married three times, but even after the third marriage, she was still a virgin.

Because her first husband was a gynecologist, he only looked; her second husband was a psychiatrist, he only talked and her third husband was a cook, he only cooked.
The following is even a worse joke. Imagine, it is coming from a big architect, urban planner!!!
Is there any must for a joke to be funny, in these days of bad economic situation?
1 ounce gold (31 grams) costs 1000 dollars which is only 2 grams.