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Published:February 27th, 2009 09:32 EST
High Tech Ladies

High Tech Ladies

By SOP newswire2

Three women, two younger, and one a senior citizen, were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.

That was my pager, " she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she`d finished her conversation she explained, That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. "

The older woman felt very low-tech, yet wasn`t going to be completely outdone. She decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom and when she returned a piece of toilet paper was hanging from her rear end.

As she returned to her spot, the other two raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman said, Well! Will you look at that. I`m getting a fax! "