March 11th, 2009 19:25 EST
Heartwarming Story About a Fairy
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant
outside the Adelaide immigration offices.
`My good man,` the fairy said, `I`ve been told to grant you three
wishes, since you just arrived in Australia with your wife and three
The man told the fairy. `Well, where I come from we don`t have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.` The fairy
looked at the man`s almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a
brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
`What else?` asked the fairy, `two more to go.`
The refugee claimant now got bolder. `I need a big house with a three
car garage in Unley with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of
my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring
them all over here..
`PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion
with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ
in an upscale neighbourhood.
`One more wish`, said the fairy, waving her wand. `Yes, one more wish.
I want to be like an Australian with Australian clothes instead of
manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban.
And I want to have white skin like Australians.
`PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Crows
T-shirt and a Billabong baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and
the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
`What happened to my new teeth?` he wailed. `Where is my new house?`
THIS IS GOOD ........
The fairy said `Tough luck, Dick-head, Now that you are a Aussie, you
have to fend for yourself.`
And she disappeared!